Existential Office E-Mails
Briefly

The team expresses concerns over inaction and the daunting reality of rightsizing amidst disappointing Q4 results. There’s a shared sense of frustration regarding reports and a yearning for connection amidst the chaos of their work environment. Cookies are offered as a fleeting escape from stress. The imagery of an abyss signifies deeper existential themes confronting employees and their roles within the company. The need for effective communication and collaboration remains vital as they navigate their circumstances together.
In light of the Q4 results, we’re back to that conversation about rightsizing. The question we must ask ourselves is, What is the "right" size of an abyss of illusion? Twenty percent?
Cookies in the break room! The cookies are white-chocolate macadamia nut, and may provide you temporary solace, if what you seek is an oblivion offered by false chocolates.
The alternative is a state of anarchy too terrifying to contemplate.
We're in the weeds today. We have at least exchanged industrial sterility for a truer manifestation of the muck and mire in which we all dwell, but we still need everybody's reports A.S.A.P.
Read at The New Yorker
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