"Lily Allen has revealed her trolling game to be top-notch by announcing that her West End Girl album will be available on butt-plug shaped USB drives. Today (December 3rd), the singer's webstore has launched preorders for USB drives that have West End Girl preloaded on them - and they happen to be in the shape of a sex toy that fits up your rear end."
"The reason for the butt plug-inspired USBs seemingly comes from Allen's song "Pussy Palace," specifically the lyrics, "Duane Reade bag with the handles tied/ Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside," which the world believes to be in reference to her ex-husband, Stranger Things star David Harbour, and his alleged secret stash. Reports have surfaced that Harbour is allegedly "furious" at Allen for the album and butt plug references. "The embarrassment is off the charts," claimed an insider to Yahoo! about the situation."
Lily Allen's webstore launched preorders for West End Girl preloaded USB drives shaped like butt plugs, marketed as novelty data-storage devices and not actual sex toys. The items are listed in limited quantities. The butt plug design appears inspired by Allen's song "Pussy Palace," which contains lyrics referencing sex toys and butt plugs believed to point to ex-husband David Harbour. Reports say Harbour is reportedly furious, with an insider calling the embarrassment "off the charts" and accusing Allen of portraying him as a "skirt-chasing monster" and "the world's worst husband." The LP was written in ten days after their split following alleged infidelity.
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