"Correcting the pope on Catholic theology is a little like going into the woods and saying: Excuse me Mr Bear, do you really think this is the appropriate place for you to be pooping? Who's going to clean that up?"
"The just war is a concept of Catholic doctrine that goes back to the earliest days of the church. It must be in self-defense once all peace efforts have failed."
"Damn, son, the pope just read you for darkness and filth."
"Ours will have the name of the draft dodger who killed America on it. It's going to be beautiful."
Late-night hosts commented on Donald Trump's conflict with the pope regarding the war in Iran and high gas prices. Stephen Colbert criticized the idea of correcting the pope on Catholic theology, comparing it to addressing a bear in the woods. He explained the just war doctrine and contrasted it with Trump's approach to war. Colbert also mocked Trump's comments on gas prices. Jimmy Kimmel humorously reacted to Trump's plan for a triumphal arch in Washington, suggesting it would honor a draft dodger instead of fallen heroes.
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