"The teaser begins by regaling the audience with all the ways the original Pump Rulers entertained us through the years. It starts with Stassi Schroeder promising in the show's very first episode that "I am the devil, and don't you forget it" and ends with Scandoval. That's probably a mistake. Any trailer would suffer by comparison to 11 years' worth of great moments, and this one is no exception."
"So what do we get? A lot of drama about a penis pump, that's what, courtesy of Jason Cohen and Chris Hahn, cousins with twin OnlyFans pages who appeared on Netflix's Dated & Related in 2022. It's kind of a sad sign when reality pioneer Bravo is taking its casting from Netflix's discard bin, but we'll withhold judgment until Chris's penis pump story line fully plays out."
Bravo is rebooting Vanderpump Rules with a new generation of SUR staff and managers for season 12 while Lisa Vanderpump returns. A trailer released November 3 previews the new cast and leans on memories of the original show's most quotable moments, including Stassi Schroeder's "I am the devil" line and the Scandoval scandal. The preview highlights fresh drama such as a penis pump storyline involving cousins Jason Cohen and Chris Hahn, plus on-again, off-again couple Marcus Johnson and Kim Suarez, sober drama king Shayne Davis, Audrey Lingle, and bartender Natalie Maguire.
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