"I wake up early earlier than Nigel Farage. Not drinking as much as him helps. But look, no shade. As I keep telling interviewers, I admire Nigel's longevity. He can keep going for ever, can't he, aged whatever-he-is and with that lifestyle, which makes his biological age only a couple of months more than Joe Biden's was last summer. I'm a huge fan."
"Then it's a pacy run round the constituency, or one of the nicer bits of London or Herefordshire if I'm at one of my other houses. If I spot a lamp-post that hasn't been flagged, I make a mental note to go mental at the team. By next week I want to be photographed St Georgeing anything over 10 foot: wind turbines, 5G masts, the giraffes at London Zoo. Then we stick it on the socials."
Wakes earlier than Nigel Farage and attributes better health partly to drinking less while praising Farage's longevity. Completes brisk runs around the constituency or other homes and monitors local issues like unflagged lamp-posts. Plans theatrical stunts—’St Georgeing’ tall structures such as wind turbines and 5G masts—to photograph and post on social media. Chooses a substantial breakfast and culturally acceptable coffee, notes past Ozempic use, and emphasizes personal discipline controlling food intake. Boasts that verbal restraint reflects the same will intended for Conservative party leadership and jibes at Kemi over media comments.
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