"Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, currently located beside a roulette table in Tahoe, where we're waiting on a callback from Coach Corso seeing as how he posted a perfect record in his final "College GameDay" picks and seeing as how he's free this Saturday so maybe he might help us out, we are sifting through an old road atlas trying to locate Merrimack College."
"the Warriors (located in North Andover, Massachusetts) went and upset the Bottom 10 cosmic balance like Thanos snapping his fingers, or Atlas shrugging, or whatever it was that Lex Luthor was doing with that weird army of tweeting monkeys in the latest "Superman" movie. If you missed it -- and if you did, shame on you and it's time to rethink your priorities -- the Warriors were on the cusp of handing State of Kent its 22nd consecutive loss."
Merrimack College's Warriors, based in North Andover, Massachusetts, nearly upended expectations during college football's opening weekend by challenging Kent State. The Warriors created chaos in the Bottom 10 rankings with a surprising performance that threatened to end Kent State's long losing streak. Da'Realyst Clark returned a kickoff 100 yards, delivering the decisive play that preserved Kent State's rare victory. Kent State recorded its first win in more than 700 days. The coverage mixes pop-culture metaphors—Thanos, Atlas, Lex Luthor—with a playful tone and references to Bottom 10 Headquarters in Tahoe searching for Merrimack College.
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