In a Shocking Turn of Events, the White House Has Admitted There's Something Wrong With Trump
Briefly

For the first time, Trump's administration admits potential health issues as he ages. Recent photographs reveal his ankles appear swollen, likened to sausages, raising concerns about his well-being. This marks a departure from previous claims of perfect health and highlights the reality of aging. Observers note this as a significant indication of his actual condition at 79 years old, countering the often glorified image maintained by his team. The visible signs of aging are a stark reminder that he is, in fact, human and susceptible to the effects of time.
Despite the fact that nobody on the planet shares his one-of-a-kind countenance, the only updates we get on Trump's medical situation is that the man pumps the diamond-strewn blood of Zeus himself.
Earlier this week, when the president attended a soccer match, eagle-eyed photographers snapped a few pictures of the president's lower extremities that looked swollen.
In one memorable photo, Trump's ankles appear downright sausagelike, impressively achieving a diameter that can rival Hulk Hogan's biceps.
It looks painful and is one of the first unmistakable biological signs that the colossus of our era is, in fact, a 79-year-old man.
Read at Slate Magazine
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