"This Spotify, they really have it figured out, he said. They spy on you all year. It's what they do. And then December comes around and they're like, We've been watching you.' And we're like, Awesome! What did you find out?' I don't know why other companies don't do this, he continued. Like imagine getting this from Pornhub, you know? You violated yourself for 6,322 minutes this year up 5% from 2024! Your favorite genres are stepmothers and Dragonball Z."
"The fact is, we all watched him dozing off repeatedly on television. Which meant that the Don Trump Admiration and Ball-Gobbling Society was forced to go into overdrive today to defend him, Kimmel said before several clips of Maga supporters trying to brush off the story on cable news. If you sleep three hours or four hours a night, you're probably going to close your eyes, whether you're 79 or 49, said Laura Ingraham on Fox News."
Late-night monologues targeted Spotify Wrapped, defenses of a president dozing during a lengthy cabinet meeting, and controversy over an authorized strike on a Venezuelan boat. Spotify Wrapped was lampooned as yearlong surveillance with jokes imagining similar reports from explicit sites and absurd favorite-genre results. Cable pundits attempted to excuse on-camera dozing by citing limited sleep or historical napping practices, drawing ridicule for the logic of those defenses. One commentator parodied the idea that refusing naps would eliminate electricity. Pete Hegseth faced criticism for authorizing a strike on a vessel allegedly used to smuggle drugs.
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