"Thiel, who touts himself as the ultimate authority on biblical prophecy and the coming of the Antichrist, makes a few of his own innocuous references to "6 7," only to be met with laughter from the students. Convinced that South Park Elementary has embraced the forces of darkness, he seizes all of the school's private data to monitor the children's behavior."
"Of all the students, Cartman is most tickled by the meme, quite literally vomiting every time someone mentions it. Thiel, however, believes Cartman is possessed and stages an exorcism. When that fails, Thiel decides to take Cartman with him back to Washington, DC, telling Ms. Cartman, "Your son is the key to saving our country. Everything we hold dear could end. We have to unlock the secrets he holds, no matter what it takes.""
"(In turn, Vance promises Thiel "full access to everyone's data" if he can put a stop to the demonic child.) Meanwhile, knowing that Trump himself no longer wants the baby - albeit for reasons mostly related to his tee times - Vance convinces him to visit an abortion clinic, where Trump promptly drops his trousers, only to be informed that's not how the procedure works."
PC Principal misreads students' obsession with the "6 7" meme as satanic numerology and invites Peter Thiel to speak at the school. Thiel claims prophetic authority, references the meme, and then seizes student data to monitor supposed dark influences. Cartman reacts physically to the meme, prompting Thiel to declare him possessed and attempt an exorcism. After the exorcism fails, Thiel takes Cartman to Washington, D.C., asserting the boy holds crucial secrets. JD Vance collaborates with Thiel to stop the demonic child and offers broad data access in return. Trump is persuaded to visit an abortion clinic in a farcical subplot, and a separate B-story involves Jesus on a blind date that escalates into a confrontation with PC Principal.
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