"As far as his speech goes, well, he insulted the UN, most of our allies, all of Europe, and, of course, common sense. He went three times longer than his allotted time, but once you've decided the Constitution is a list of superannuated suggestions, what do you care about the UN and its time constraints? Basically, the speech was crude and stupid and greeted with an eight-kiloton silence."
"It has been noted that nobody laughed at him this time around. The world has realized that the threat he poses to the civil order isn't funny any more. Nobody laughed at his testimony to his own greatness. Nobody laughed when he called the UN ingrates about the famous "seven wars" he'd personally stopped. Nobody laughed when he called the climate crisis "the greatest con job" in the history of the world. The speech was insulting."
"In sum: I'm telling you that if you don't get away from the green energy scam, your country is going to fail. If you don't stop people that you've never seen before that you have nothing in common with your country is going to fail. I love the people of Europe, and I hate to see it being devastated by energy and immigration. . . . This double-tailed monster destroys everything in its wake, and they cannot let that happen any longer."
An escalator failure at the United Nations and a malfunctioning teleprompter preceded a presidential appearance. The president insulted the UN, many allies, Europe, and common sense, and exceeded his allotted time threefold. He characterized the Constitution as superannuated suggestions and dismissed UN time constraints. The remarks were called crude and stupid and were met with an 'eight-kiloton' silence; no one laughed. The president claimed to have stopped "seven wars", labeled the climate crisis "the greatest con job", warned that green energy and immigration would devastate countries, and invoked a secular-apocalyptic "double-tailed monster" image.
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