"On a Hard Forkin' Christmas, my true love gave to me 12 A.I. bubbles, 11 chimpanzinis, 10 Signal war chats, nine Meta reorgs, eight MechaHitlers, seven White House memecoins, six Roblox scandals, five Bum Bum creams, Bum, bum bum four Humane pins, three code reds, two robot pants, and a bot trained on all our I.P. That's intellectual property. Can Ezra Klein do that? I don't think so."
"Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. The Hard Fork co-hosts Kevin Roose and Casey Newton sing an original, tech-inspired rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas."
A sequence of twelve numbered, tech-themed items names 12 A.I. bubbles, 11 chimpanzinis, 10 Signal war chats, nine Meta reorgs, eight MechaHitlers, seven White House memecoins, six Roblox scandals, five Bum Bum creams, four Humane pins, three code reds, two robot pants, and a bot trained on all intellectual property. The phrase 'That's intellectual property' clarifies the bot's target. A rhetorical challenge asks, 'Can Ezra Klein do that?' followed by 'I don't think so.' The piece closes with a festive, irreverent greeting: 'Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.' The tone blends tech satire with holiday parody and cultural references.
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