The article humorously explores the appeal of different sports from the perspective of ass-appreciation, ultimately praising hockey for its players' impressive lower body builds. The focus is on their strong quads, hamstrings, and calves, developed through years of skating. The author critiques a menswear critic's comparison of players' backsides to 'prominent seats,' arguing instead that they have beautifully sculpted butts. The discussion highlights an ad for 'The Hockey Butt' pants, which prioritize stretchiness but fail to provide a proper fit, likening them to leggings rather than well-fitted trousers.
The Hockey Butt pants are marketed to fit a hockey butt, but they prioritize stretchiness over actual fit, resembling leggings in style.
Hockey players build strong lower bodies, resulting in impressive physiques that challenge the perception of a 'prominent seat' as just an economy seat.
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