THE TRASH REPORT: They Like Green LAND, not Green PLANTS!
Briefly

In this edition of the Trash Report, Elinor Jones humorously discusses recent happenings including Trump’s controversial removal of a historic ivy plant from the Oval Office, replaced by what she describes as "tacky gold shit". This change signifies not just a loss of tradition but also a reflection of Trump's personal taste. Additionally, she recounts the awkward dynamics of Usha and J.D. Vance's trip to Greenland, which Usha initially looked forward to alone but turned into an uncomfortable outing due to her husband's presence.
Trump's removal of a historic ivy plant from the Oval Office reflects his disregard for tradition, replaced instead with gaudy decor that signals bad taste and arrogance.
Usha's trip to Greenland, initially promising, was marred by the unwelcome presence of her husband J.D. Vance, turning her solo adventure into a frustrating experience.
Read at Portland Mercury
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