"Allison, it really should go without saying, but I will not be getting you this so-called dream house because I, of course, do not want to. But I will suggest this: buy it yourself. Simply take two or three dollars from your mom or dad's wallet each day... and soon enough you'll have your useless and silly miniature house."
"Again with the age. Why must I know that you are nine years old? How does this information benefit me in any way? And yet, I digress. I've gone ahead and wasted five minutes of my life Googling this 'Xbox,' and I suppose I'm left with one question: Why?"
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