"I'm a straight male who is not well endowed - I'm at the edge of the scale used to describe average penis size - and I watch porn both alone and with my wife. I suddenly find myself becoming more and more fascinated with larger penises. Specifically: What is it like to have one? Like most straight guys, I've never touched a penis other than my own."
"I imagine going into a gay bar and asking the bartender to point me to the patron with the biggest dick. And then going up to that patron and politely asking if he would let me follow him to the bathroom when he needs to piss, stand behind him, and then pull his huge snake out of his pants and hold it for him while he pees."
A straight man near the edge of the average penis-size scale watches porn alone and with his wife and becomes increasingly fascinated with larger penises. He expresses a sincere desire to touch another man's penis not for sexual purposes but to experience what a well-endowed owner experiences while washing, urinating, or adjusting himself. He imagines approaching gay men in a bar and asking to follow one to the bathroom to hold his penis while he urinates, insisting there would be no sexual intent. He presumes gay men would comply and frames those assumptions as "insane assumptions."
Read at Portland Mercury
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