I Tried Getting A Vape Prescription and Was Prescribed Star Jumps Instead
Briefly

In a candid reflection on personal struggles with vaping and smoking, the author expresses a desire to quit nicotine through a government-issued vape, recently announced but not yet available. Despite recognizing the drawbacks of prescribed vaping devices—namely their high cost and blandness—the author feels desperation to break free from addiction. The narrative details an appointment with a laid-back doctor where the author firmly states the urgency to explore quitting options, emphasizing the significance of immediate solutions over impending regulations.
Vaping is stupid as fuck but unfortunately I am addicted. The government vapes are apparently flavourless and colourless, and extremely expensive.
I told her I was at my wits end with quitting and wanted to explore my options. I said I was interested in the prescription vapes.
When I pulled up to the doctors office I hesitated, staring at the four dead vapes in my cup holder. They mostly tasted like burnt batteries.
I can't wait til October, I told her. I need to act now. I gave her my spiel.
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