The impromptu showtune-fests have gotten so out of control that AMC was forced to ban crooning in their theaters like they're the town from "Footloose."
Audience members at "Wicked," reports say, are culture-less barbarians who can barely comprehend that they are outside of their own home.
My guess is they probably don't know how to sing either. The annoying glee club has been so coddled and socially deprived, they think they're in the shower.
It's a win for the industry but a struggle for the audience. Must America be so enamored with constant self-expression that people can't sit still and watch a film?
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