Donald Trump's second inauguration was overshadowed by frigid temperatures, prompting indoor ceremonies, and a weather focus in media commentary. The event featured light-hearted moments, like Mike Tyson eating a banana. In contrast, the author reflected on their own uncomfortable interactions with scorpions in Oaxaca, Mexico, while watching. Trump's inaugural speech hinted at ambitions beyond Earth, including claims over Mars, the Gulf of Mexico, and the Panama Canal, stirring concerns about his administration's habits toward aggressive territorial assertions.
The frigid weather outside was, meanwhile, at least probably good practice for life on Mars, a territory Trump would soon claim for the United States during his inaugural speech.
He also reiterated his determination to rename the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America as well as to seize control of the Panama Canal because American ships are being severely overcharged.
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