"An officer with Hanover County Animal Protection found the ransacker splooted out next to the toilet on Saturday morning, according to the agency's Facebook post. The officer then transported the trash panda - likely still too inebriated to plot an escape - to the shelter "to sober up before questioning," per the post. What they're saying: "After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices),""
"Zoom in: It's unclear at this time whether officers read the raccoon his Miranda rights, how much he owes in damages, and if he's facing any drunk-in-public or breaking-and-entering charges. And there's no video footage of the incident because the raccoon, which county officials named "Rocky," came in "through the ceiling" and "took the cameras down with him," county staff said. The Hanover County Sheriff's Office did respond to the post with a GIF of celebrity Simon Cowell clapping."
An officer with Hanover County Animal Protection found a raccoon splooted next to a toilet on Saturday morning. The officer transported the raccoon to the shelter to sober up before questioning. After a few hours of sleep and no signs of injury beyond a possible hangover and poor life choices, the raccoon was released back to the wild. County staff named the animal Rocky. Rocky reportedly entered the location through the ceiling and took down the surveillance cameras. Authorities have not determined whether the raccoon will face charges or how much damage it caused. The Sheriff's Office replied with a Simon Cowell clapping GIF.
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