#raccoon

#raccoon

An officer with Hanover County Animal Protection found the ransacker splooted out next to the toilet on Saturday morning, according to the agency's Facebook post. The officer then transported the trash panda - likely still too inebriated to plot an escape - to the shelter "to sober up before questioning," per the post. What they're saying: "After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices),"

A picture from the shelter shows the damage done to the store, while another picture shows the critter sound asleep on its belly, inches away from the toilet. After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer, the shelter wrote on Facebook.

Unexpected visitor, I believe he was in my garbage can last night. I mean, it was 'Bark in the Park' here on Monday. I don't suppose somebody snuck in a raccoon on a leash.

The incident began with a traffic stop that revealed a raccoon named Chewy in the driver’s seat, humorously holding a meth pipe.