In this edition of the Defector Funbag, contributors reflect on significant moments in their lives that they wish to relive. One contributor humorously dismisses the common choice of losing their virginity, instead recalling the joy of their first orgasm and a memorable tropical night spent with a friend. They express a longing for the zen-like tranquility of that beach experience. Another story mentions the lack of engagement during an internship, highlighting the often-overlooked struggles of entry-level positions. The diverse reflections illustrate a mix of nostalgia, shared experiences, and the sometimes mundane reality of adult life.
"Superficially, the obvious answer would be losing my virginity. But I'm like pretty much everyone else in that my first time was lousy for both people involved."
"When that happened, I thought I had just discovered cold fusion. That would be a fun moment to relive."
"To this day, Howard tells me it's one of the best days of his life. Same goes for me. I've been chasing that particular moment of zen ever since."
"I probably should have answered 'my wedding,' but there's a reason vow renewal ceremonies are lame as shit."
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