#humor

#humor

It’s hard to watch the dismantling of various institutions. Being a heckled standup comedian is easier than being an unhappy lawyer golden handcuffed to one of the Biglaw firms that has caved to 47, but who is unable to move.

I was drinking a lot of water that day. So I know I had the No. 2 run, but it was really a No. 1. So let's just get that out of the way.

Sportswriters have peculiar eating habits shaped by their job pressures, leading to odd choices and timings, but some seem stranger than the writers themselves.

This is my only wedding day, and I am so sorry about this but I'm going to have a pretty peanut-heavy menu.

But it keeps me always looking for the funny side, the actor shared. "Almost every day I'm finding a new way to do something."

"Barbara drew a Texas longhorn in Sharpie right here ... I showed my dad and pretended I got one."

In the lively music video, Joshua Idehen explores different societal systems through the lens of domestic labor, showcasing the often-overlooked role of mothers.

It's almost as if this is a years-long, tortured bit about how the playoffs are random chaos, and the 2010 Montreal series didn't need to break me mentally.

Suddenly we needed to localize thousands of online articles, lessons, and other documents into American English.

Rachel recalled, "I was hysterical. His face was a picture. Since that day he's never tried any more romantic antics, but it's one of our favourite memories."

"As a cartoonist, my goal is to capture the nuances of daily life, reflecting humor and observations that resonate with people on multiple levels."

Sure, storing your body in a trash bag is fine during the winter, when temperatures run cool, but that won't fly during heat waves.

Alexandra Petri, one of America's greatest columnists, is joining The Atlantic as a staff writer, bringing her brilliance and humor from The Washington Post.

"Diego suddenly became super-animated, jumping around on his stool, saying that he loved me, that he was my greatest fan, and so on and so forth."

You've been busy," Farmer said. "You were just shooting all over the place. ... I'm going to order that you wear a condom at all times. It's for your own good. Probation's gonna check. No, I'm kidding.

"There is nothing like a relaxing Sunday morning. Maybe a bit of a lie-on, nice cup of coffee, and maybe listen to a bit of Sunday Miscellany while you use industrial bolt cutters to snip off your wedding ring."

"In a truly brain-dead moment, I swapped the glass to my other hand and licked the beer from my hand before reaching over to shake hers."

Motherhood requires love, not DNA.

I'd like to formally apologize for what I said last night on stage. I can and will do better.

Think about that. Wear a hat, Bill Hemmer chimed in. It's the second time in a month that Doocy has had a close encounter with the bird kind.

I was minding my business in the tropical forests of French Guiana, which, as you may imagine, is my home. I live by the Kourou River Basin.