Rogers insisted he was a very progressive person who cares deeply about winning these elections, but my phrasing was not right. I will be more thoughtful! I really do promise. He added, I have great respect and admiration for Rep. Crockett, and I regret that my words suggested otherwise. I just want us to win and I will be better at finding ways to help.
You kissed me during an SNL sketch and then apologized afterwards for opening your mouth too much. Be honest, did you do that on purpose?
"Oh yes, Colin. Can you believe I just finished the marathon?" Yang's Santos asked, wrapped in a foil blanket (something marathon finishers often do to prevent hypothermia). When Jost pointed out that the marathon wasn't until the following day, Yang's Santos said, "Yeah, well, it's a record - I already won!" Jost then said that Santos hadn't won and added that Santos has been conducting a "media comeback tour" since the president commuted his prison sentence.
