The article compiles a series of stories contributed by BuzzFeed Community members about individuals humorously dubbed 'Kevins,' inspired by a Reddit user's original post. These anecdotes recount absurd situations, showcasing people's baffling decisions and misunderstandings, often with a comedic twist. From a dog owner convinced her Pomeranian would grow into a black lab to a band member struggling with basic rules after years of preparation, these stories illustrate how everyday interactions can yield bewildering, funny moments that resonate with readers.
True story. A client just called for the price of a bath and nails. I ask what kind of dog. She says, 'I don't know what it is now, but when it grows up, it's going to be a black lab.' I was dumbfounded, literally. I ask her how old it was, she said it was three months, so I'm thinking maybe 20 lbs max, so I tell her maybe $20-$25. Swear to God, the lady brings 'Red' in, and he is a POMERANIAN. I said, sorry but this is a Pomeranian, and she tells me, 'Well, I know it's going to be a black lab because I have papers at home.' I pulled up pictures of labs and poms on the computer, and I still think she believes it's going to be a black lab. I'm going home to drink wine.
Kevin is a bass drum in our marching band. In addition to his usual band felonies (always being late to rehearsal, not knowing how time signatures work, dropping his drum on a daily basis), Kevin has committed a new and worse crime. After 12 hard years of constant fundraising, our band finally bought new uniforms to replace our old ones from the '90s.
Because of the new uniforms, our band director drilled into us the 'no eating in uniform' rule, a simple enough rule to follow especially if we heard it dozens of times a day. Our last competition of the year was in a large football stadium, and due to some timing issues, we wouldn't be allowed to take our uniforms.
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