A bizarre incident in a Northern Florida courtroom involving stuck gum under the table left an Assistant U.S. Attorney with an unwelcome surprise on her skirt. Judge Wetherell's order humorously noted that such issues, while disgusting, might best be dealt with discreetly rather than through official channels like PACER. The event, while seemingly trivial, raises questions about courtroom etiquette and the level of documentation required for minor infractions, reminiscent of schoolyard discipline rather than judicial proceedings.
"This is disgusting and contemptuous but also something that could've been handled - forgive me - under the table. Not everything needs to be enshrined on PACER."
"Less bazooka and more Bazooka Joe. This incident can now live on for posterity, enriching future discussions on courtroom absurdities and hygiene."
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