The author reflects on the absurdity of the celebrity memorabilia market, particularly focusing on an auction lot that includes a tie he once wore and signed. He humorously questions the authenticity of such items, expressing doubt over anyone's desire to own a piece like this, especially given the opening bid of 10 lacks both value and interest. The article explores themes of self-worth, the peculiarities of collecting celebrity items, and concerns for both the seller's financial state and potential buyers' sanity.
"I wish to vouch for the authenticity of one unique piece of memorabilia. A friend sent me details of lot 4238 in an auction next week."
"There’s so much to worry about here. First, they haven’t even spelt my name right. Second, there’s the opening price of 10."
"In fact, it may well resolve the debate in economics as to whether when the price is zero, demand is infinite."
"I hope they’re not desperate for the money. And most of all I’m concerned for the sanity of anyone crackers enough to buy it."
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