"I've woken up this morning... The Sun have said I've got f**king married. I haven't got married. I just wanted to cook chicken tacos for my girlfriend. How does that mean we've [eloped]?"
"One thing about me, I don't f**k with rifts. My frontal lobe hasn't developed, I can't stick up for myself."
"I'm in love. And yeah, it has been three weeks but that's fine. That's absolutely fine. She came to me like a dream and I was obsessed."
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