The author humorously outlines her wishes as a bride for her wedding day, establishing quirky boundaries for her bridesmaids. She insists on a peanut-heavy menu despite a friend's allergy, demands dresses in a unique color from her childhood, and asks for assistance managing her eccentric family. The writing reflects her stress while embracing the fun aspects of planning a wedding, revealing a mix of whimsical charm and candid honesty in her requests and interactions with her bridal party.
This is my only wedding day, and I am so sorry about this but I'm going to have a pretty peanut-heavy menu.
I just have one simple request about my bridesmaids' dresses. They can be whatever length you like but they have to be a color I made up in my head.
Please, y'all, run some interference with my kooky family. I mean, I love them, but they are wild!
No sustainable fashion, please. No offense, but I believe children need to have suffered for dresses to be cute.
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