"They never like the answer. Because you want to know what that answer is? Take my motherf*cking kids! I can clean this house so good, but with thing one and thing two hanging on me, screaming in my face for snacks...?"
"In general life stresses: take 'em! ... 'I could help you move chairs and tables!' I don't need you to lift a finger in my house. I need you to lift a child out of my house."
"My mom was like 'How can I help you this week for Thanksgiving?' I was like 'Take your f*cking grandkids.' ... they never like it."
"So if you're seeing this, help them out and take the kids. That's all."
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