"I sent flowers on National Sex Workers Day with a joke card (that made increasingly loud sex noises and couldn't be stopped until you tore it apart, revealing a glitter bomb) to my husband's mistress at her place of work. In city hall. Had a friend go wait in the lobby. Highly recommend."
"I was in a six-year relationship. We were arguing one time, and my ex admitted that she hadn't loved me for the last two years of our relationship. I knew her email password, and I used her email to sign her up for a bunch of Scientology stuff and conspiracy theory websites. I then went into her games and deleted every single piece of data in all her games. Finally, I changed the password so she couldn't recover any of them. Evil? Probably. But... I sleep well at night knowing that [she] could never recover her 10-year-old Minecraft world." - datmang010
"My ex-fiancé and I had a really bad breakup. His mother called me nasty things on social media, so I called her to leave her a voicemail. I left a list of reasons why I had to leave her narcissistic son and said I saw exactly where he got it from. I kept calling her and leaving her voicemails every time I would think of a new reason. She blocked my number after a few days." -Anonymous
"My ex-husband is allergic to cats. One day I found a small black kitten running alongside a road. I took her home and kept her, much to his dismay. She mostly stayed out of our room, but when he would really piss me off I would rub that cat all over his pillow. His eyes would become red and watery, his nose would run and he would sneeze."
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