fromThe New Yorker
1 week agoThese Black Boots Are Different from Those Black Boots
These have an almond toe. Those have a rounded toe. These have eight pairs of eyelets and a Vibram sole. Those have twelve pairs of eyelets and a leather sole. These are suède. Those are also suède, but the nap runs north-south rather than east-west. These are waterproof. Those are . . . also waterproof. No, wait, neither is waterproof. That other pair of black boots is the waterproof pair.
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