The current edition of France Football magazine has a photo of Viktor Gyokeres on the cover. The photo shows Gyokeres half in shade, half in sun, displaying his famously shredded physique, not so much the standard male musculature, more a selection of lines and bulges, like he's made entirely from giant walnuts, like a perfect human challah loaf designed by a robot. In the photo, Gyokeres is smiling with a kind of fervour, as though he's about to sell you a miracle muscle powder.