The vice-captain was taken to hospital for stitches having been laid out by his midfield partner. Another midfielder said he wouldn't play any more; as if he was going to play anyway. The manager wasn't asking for much, just that they didn't swan out there as if wearing tuxedos, and that's still asking too much. The centre-back hit the left-back. The winger fell out with the last coach. The captain fell out with this coach.