The latest edition of the Defector Funbag combines humor and candid confessions from readers about unusual and often unsanitary situations. One reader recounts their unorthodox approach to personal hygiene and the humor behind it, while another reflects on their bitterness as a rival fan in light of the Chiefs' success, specifically quarterback Patrick Mahomes. The tone is light-hearted, showcasing a mix of personal tales and commentary on football rivalries, revealing the complex emotions tied to sports fandom.
My piss didn't hide in the crawlspace and then pop back out when the coast was clear. It's gone from the premises, and therefore I can drink freely.
Dan, don't tell your wife that you pissed in the Stanley mug. She'll make you toss it out and buy another one, and then you'll be out a cool $30.
As a fan of a bitter division rival (Broncos), it was particularly depressing but reasonable. Obviously the story of the Mahomes' Chiefs isn't over.
What are my thoughts about Mahomes' Chiefs now after the Super Bowl? I'm just relieved that some of the pressure is off.
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