How we doing, fam? Ready for candied yams and Joe Burrow's return? Or are you mostly looking forward to a turkey-induced nap that excuses you from washing dishes and listening to your mom's brother drone on about, well, drones? I'm lying. I don't have one of those uncles. The role of "that" guy is usually played by my cousin's husband. They're (finally) getting a divorce, though. So, this year my Turkey Day doze will be borne out of pure indulgence, rather than avoidance.