Ciara Kelly: Since getting my hips done, I've somehow become a gym bunny. A direct debit and a drawer full of crop tops could happen to you too!
Briefly

The author humorously recounts their struggle to communicate while physically incapacitated due to an injury sustained during a previous fitness initiative. After a lengthy break from the gym, the author returned only to face the repercussions of overexertion, which led to their current situation. The comical tone, echoed by Jane Austen's style, adds a light-hearted perspective on their tribulations and reflects on the challenges of maintaining a fitness routine.
This week, I’m writing with a coffee stirrer in my mouth due to my inability to use my arms or legs, showcasing my commitment to communication.
After a gym hiatus and a pulled Achilles from the Camino, my return to fitness led to unintended consequences of pain and immobility.
Read at Independent
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